Kill the Rabbit

heartoffrost • 29 June 2018 at 12:15 AM

The lettuce was rotten and poisoned the rabbit.

chaotictreat • 6 July 2018 at 1:36 AM

Unluckily, the lettuce turned out to have been sprayed with pesticide and made the rabbit fatally sick.

shadowdragon28 • 7 July 2018 at 11:32 AM

Luckily, the rabbit had developed a immunity to pesticides, having ate them before.

chaotictreat • 19 July 2018 at 6:27 PM

Unluckily, the pesticide had made the insects on the lettuce mutate and they began eating the rabbit from the inside out.

mockingjay1 • 22 July 2018 at 11:28 AM

The insects were very tiny, so they ate too much and died, but they barely ate anything at all.

Deleted • 24 July 2018 at 11:23 PM

But the tiny bugs layed eggs on the insides. They were in there for 4 years without the rabbit knowing. They soon evolved into large bugs and ate the heart

{Oh my God I'm dark..}

chaotictreat • 25 July 2018 at 3:16 AM

But luckily the rabbit had partly digested the eggs, which had caused the rabbit to mutate and be able to regrow its heart. ❤️

Deleted • 30 July 2018 at 12:24 AM

But what the rabbit didn't know is that the eggs he digested were mutated too. The mutation caused the heart to turn evil, and become a giant space spider and had many injuries as the giant space spider destroyed the earth

{Oh my God...}

boop • 8 October 2018 at 11:06 AM

Um, wat???

Fortunately, the spider realised it was just destroying itself and getting nothing from it, so the mutated spider regrew everything it destroyed.

Deleted • 8 October 2018 at 3:50 PM

But the space spider realized it's mission to destroy anything, so he attacked the rabbit first.

{A mission to kill everything huh?}

boop • 9 October 2018 at 5:27 AM

The rabbit started to sing, and his beautiful voice made the spider feel guilty. The spider let him go and flew off to the moon.

chaoschild • 21 October 2018 at 8:38 PM

The moment the spider touched down on the moon it exploded, sending hum right back to the rabbit.

poptarts • 21 October 2018 at 9:29 PM

After this event the rabbit decided to move to a different land and taken up a job as an office worker, he just got a promotion.

As for the spider he grown romantic feelings towards the rabbit and began to live with the rabbit as his husband.

boop • 27 October 2018 at 10:34 AM

?!
They are both males...

Annnnnyyyway
Then there was a zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately the rabbit got bitten and attempted to kill the spider. To defend itself, the spider injected venom into the rabbit.

lazyanon • 29 October 2018 at 7:29 PM

@wonglikiu821 then they are gay.
The venom ended up to be the cure for the zombie apocalypse cureing the rabbit and everyone else!

boop • 29 October 2018 at 11:31 PM

@lazyanon xD
But the cured zombies were still evil. They decided to put poison into the couple's food to kill them.

lazyanon • 30 October 2018 at 3:44 PM

@wonglikiu821
But they could smell it and got different food and moved to were the evil people didn't live.

boop • 31 October 2018 at 5:02 AM

But the zombies could smell their tracks, and they moved to where the couple lived. XD

chaotictreat • 31 October 2018 at 10:55 PM

But the couple smelled them coming 😋

boop • 31 October 2018 at 11:08 PM

But even though they did, it was too late. The evil, cured "zombies" put them in a cage and brought them back for dinner.

chaotictreat • 31 October 2018 at 11:11 PM

But the zombies decided to cook them first so they got them out of the cage. When they opened the oven, the rabbit pushed the zombies in and the rabbit and the mutant spider escaped.

Sound familiar, anyone?

boop • 31 October 2018 at 11:14 PM

Wow, classic Hansel and Gretel...

But not all the zombies were pushed inside the cage. The remaining zombies caught the fleeing couple and put them in the oven as well, and slammed the oven closed.

chaotictreat • 31 October 2018 at 11:22 PM

But the zombies forgot to turn the oven on.

Deleted • 3 November 2018 at 9:34 AM

So the rabbit was stuck in the oven, all alone. But there was a hole in the oven that it could now see.
Later when bunny ran out of the cottage. It stopped and eat the cottage made from candy till it's belly was full and fell sick. He laid on the ground, while a hungry eagle was waiting while the bunny stuffed itself full. A fat bunny is a delicious bunny, he said.

asteria • 5 November 2018 at 1:14 PM

@playermocha345 Just as the eagle was about to attack, rabbit's spider-husband bit the bird causing it to die from the venom.

iris1929578 • 8 November 2018 at 9:25 PM

@asteria

The bird falls on top of both of them, and there bones are crushed.

O.o

seraph • 17 November 2018 at 8:08 AM

The rabbit knows magic and restore their bones to perfect health, but uses too much magic and some bones rips open their skin, sticking out

qamarat • 2 December 2018 at 3:14 AM

Luckily, the trees are magical and heal the rabbit and the spider.

aqua_sylph • 2 December 2018 at 3:28 AM

The logger had been cutting down the tree and it falls on top of them! >😃

iris1929578 • 2 December 2018 at 8:46 PM

It disappears right before it touches them. Then another tree falls on them, but of course the trees are magical so...