1000 Ways To Be Kicked Out Of A Restaurant!

qerrats • 11 February 2019 at 2:17 PM

Dump your soup bowl on your head??

crazychaos23 • 12 February 2019 at 1:28 AM

Bring a hatchet and start breaking all the furniture with it. That will get you kicked out!

rach • 12 February 2019 at 8:35 AM

Refuse to leave

qamarat • 17 February 2019 at 2:32 AM

Stand in the front door and refuse to move, blocking everyone.

😃

zircon • 3 March 2019 at 8:30 PM

Yell out "HOW YA DOING?" really loud to everyone that passes by you.

lordwinnie • 3 March 2019 at 8:51 PM

Raid the Thank You candy at OliveGarden.

anarchy • 3 March 2019 at 10:17 PM

When the waiter approaches, say “Hello, may I take your order?” and act like you're taking their order.

holl0715 • 9 March 2019 at 5:45 PM

Put on makeup and fake fangs and hiss at every single peace of garlic that passes your table

icecloud101 • 9 March 2019 at 5:51 PM

get a fork and stab someone
then yell "Imma kill u all!!!!"

skittles14 • 17 March 2019 at 2:44 PM

Kill the chef! Boom no more restaurant! 😊

epic23 • 18 March 2019 at 7:17 PM

tell them they have given you food posion and you need 24 hours to recover from their food

qerrats • 18 March 2019 at 8:32 PM

Begin eating your food, then scream and pretend to gag. "ACK, THERE ARE WORMS!!!! EWWWW, LOOK AT THEM SQUIRM!!!!!" That would certainly cause a fight! 😸

odera_paseni • 19 March 2019 at 9:30 AM

STEP 1: Get a pet tiger
STEP 2: Bring tiger to restaurant
STEP 3: Bring a rabbit to restaurant
STEP 4: Let tiger eat rabbit in the middle of the restaurant

iia • 21 March 2019 at 5:41 PM

Wear plates, spoons, and bowls as armor then use forks and knives as weapons. Then start running around and hollering like a crazy person.
(I think that'll do it)

anarchy • 22 March 2019 at 9:09 PM

Run out of the kitchen dramatically grasping your stomach in your hands, fall to your knees, and yell out in a choked voice "I've been poisoned!"

For added effect, proceed to convulse on the floor.

wolfspike23 • 14 August 2019 at 8:54 PM

Yeet everything out the window.

asteria • 9 September 2019 at 10:26 AM

1: Buy a water gun
2: Fill it with fake blood
3: Go to the restaurant
4: Shoot at the guests while yelling about AIDS

wolfspike23 • 21 September 2019 at 11:12 AM

Watch a youtube video of a really annoying song on earrape. Then play it on a speaker and turn it up max volume.

wolfxine • 21 September 2019 at 8:39 PM

Come in from their opening time, sit there, don't order anything, don't leave. I think you'll get kicked out sooner or later.