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Deleted • 15 March 2018 at 12:32 AM
Eat all the food and make a certain person pay for everything.
Deleted • 15 March 2018 at 3:43 AM
walk in with your bicycle and refuse to leave it outside. or motorcycle
thelaughingskunk • 23 March 2018 at 12:18 AM
Constantly be obnoxious and loud until people complain about your table.
wolfkit • 5 April 2018 at 11:53 AM
lick another person's table
littleblush • 5 April 2018 at 12:00 PM
Spit on other people's food when they are unaware.
dragonii • 9 April 2018 at 5:34 PM
Body slam a table.
decay • 9 April 2018 at 9:23 PM
Go up to a random table. Attempt to eat all their food. OR! Go to the kitchen and eat whatever you see xD
naturegirl1999 • 27 May 2018 at 9:21 AM
order every item of food they have until they are out of stock, then spill everything onto the floor, then leave without paying anyone.
roboticgalaxy • 31 May 2018 at 8:02 PM
Step !: Buy food from a rivaling restaurant, then go to the restaurant you want to target. Step 2: Start replacing everyone's food with this other restaurant's food.Step 3: ???Step 4: Profit
heartoffrost • 2 June 2018 at 9:17 AM
Get aggravated by another customer staring at you, start a brawl and end up creating a chaotic fight with food flying. Before legging it right out of there!
invisiblebiologist • 3 June 2018 at 2:58 PM
Jump up onto the neighboring table, kick their food off, and do the macarena.
naturegirl1999 • 4 June 2018 at 6:23 PM
break every window by jumping through them. Make sure you have armor when doing this
mockingjay1 • 29 June 2018 at 11:58 AM
Chase all the customers out, and eat all the food. Then bring in a bunch of cats with voice recorders attached to them. Put them in the same spots as the humans, and have them “say” that they have been waiter for service for an hour. Then become the boss of the restaurant, kick the cats out, and the workers out. Then hire a mechanic to build you a giant boot machine. Then kick yourself out with the boot. Than ban yourself from the restaurant, and make the mechanic the boss.
jlya • 16 September 2018 at 10:54 PM
Kidnap the chef and waiters, release them, and go back into the restaurant. Let the police kick you out.
Deleted • 18 September 2018 at 5:50 AM
1. Sneak into the kitchen2.Hide fake rats in every customers dishes3. Wait by the door4. Ensure screaming starts5. Hold a cardboard saying "Rats are delish" with a horrible picture of gutted rats.6. Run away from the waiters or people trying to curse you.
zombietiger1 • 12 October 2018 at 8:19 AM
Take everyone’s food and eat itThrow the leftovers everywhere
shadowy • 12 October 2018 at 7:24 PM
Standing on your table and aggressively belting out the entire Hamilton soundtrack. Scream and give the finger to anyone who dares to look at you and challenge your routine.
iris1929578 • 12 October 2018 at 7:51 PM
“Excuse me sir, but *****************************!”I honestly have no idea what goes in there
chaoschild • 21 October 2018 at 8:43 PM
"HEY WAITER!! I"VE BEEN WAITING A WHOLE THREE MINUTES!! GET YOUR ****************** OVER HERE NOW!"I don't know what all the *s were for.
senkou • 21 October 2018 at 9:27 PM
take your clothes off and start running around hollering and flailing your arms in the air.
seraph • 17 November 2018 at 8:15 AM
pulling the waiter's pants down and rubbing pasta in his butt
qamarat • 2 December 2018 at 3:10 AM
Order everything until they're out of stock of everything, then repeatedly order something that isn't served. >😃
aqua_sylph • 2 December 2018 at 3:16 AM
FOOD FIGHT!!!!
beta • 28 December 2018 at 9:49 PM
Order 2 of everything on the menu, eat it all, have 1 cent, and claim you don’t like any of it
the-v-squad • 15 January 2019 at 12:21 AM
Do drugs
senkou • 15 January 2019 at 4:10 AM
do a sick prank on the boss
beta • 15 January 2019 at 7:21 AM
@wild_wonders start playing fortnite on the computer that they use to register people, and then yell super loud when you win.
holl0715 • 10 February 2019 at 11:19 PM
scare the children and start chewing on someone's arm
anarchy • 10 February 2019 at 11:46 PM
Tip your waiter... like physically tip them over.
holl0715 • 11 February 2019 at 11:16 AM
Start a food fight