The Chain of Puns~

jlya • 26 December 2017 at 4:35 PM

I need a new name idea for my pet. Hmmm. Maybe I'll name her punelope!

mieumyau • 27 December 2017 at 12:38 AM

I took a sip of soda while reading this thread because I CAN't take those puns.

lazyanon • 27 December 2017 at 12:43 AM

I'm the PUNnyest of them all

thelaughingskunk • 23 March 2018 at 12:31 AM

Have you heard the pencil joke? Nevermind, it's pointless

wigglytuff • 23 March 2018 at 12:51 AM

A man walks into a shop. He asks the shopkeeper, "Do you have any fruit punch here?" and the shopkeeper replies, "If you want any punch, you'll have to wait in the line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.

HahAhAHaHA sO fUNNy that I forgot to laugh -_- imma punster

laurelprince • 25 March 2018 at 5:33 PM

What's your blood type?

Well I think it's A but I'm not positive.

(I'll leave now...)

obsidianmage • 26 March 2018 at 7:52 PM

I have a grate pun about cheese!
Hold on...
Oh no. I think I bleu it.

Deleted • 27 March 2018 at 11:31 AM

Do y'all have a problem?
Wanna taco 'bout it?
Or is it Nacho business..

What do you call a magic doge?

laurelprince • 27 March 2018 at 4:46 PM

Bit of fandom pun here but

What's the most relatable divine beast?
Vah Me-tho

Deleted • 2 April 2018 at 1:56 PM

*someone calls the Blue Fire spirit*

*after the event*


*the person blue the candles out*


wow.. im horrible

mockingjay1 • 7 July 2018 at 4:34 PM

Harry Potter And Professor Lupin are talking..
Lupin- You wanted to see me?
Harry- Yeah
Harry- I think there is this black dog that is always following me around
Lupin- well , that sounds pretty, “Sirius”

-I’m awesome-

reality • 7 July 2018 at 4:38 PM

*throws some kelp to a random person. "You need some hkelp"

Takes my leafve, I'll go now.

icesparkle22 • 7 July 2018 at 5:28 PM

A man walks into a fancy restaurant. The owner gives him a deal: if he can jump up and touch one of the meats hanging to cure from the ceiling, he gets to eat for free. If he misses, he must pay double for his meal. The man takes a look at the meats, and declares "i'll pass, the steaks are too high"

ok bye

Deleted • 25 July 2018 at 12:49 AM

Radical bakers are always against the whole grain..

[I hate my life]

totallynotjoey • 25 July 2018 at 6:50 AM

I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite remarkable.

Deleted • 3 November 2018 at 9:28 AM

I believe a punk could do a better pun than everyone here. Why? Because it was born a Pinkunk.

lazyanon • 3 November 2018 at 9:30 AM

Looking for puns? Look no further because im a PUN-king