10,000 ways to get kicked out of Target!

sheepfox • 28 December 2014 at 10:39 PM

For those of you who don't know how to play, this is simple. Just post a way to get kicked out of Target! 😊

Example(not using this 1): Throw skittles at random people and say TASTE THE RAINBOW!

Rules:
-Please be kid friendly
-Please number your posts

OK, lets get started!

1. Jump in a random spot jumping around saying "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"

mastergemma • 28 December 2014 at 10:42 PM

@sheepfox

Put M&Ms; into the Skittle packets and Skittles in the M&M packets

sheepfox • 28 December 2014 at 10:45 PM

3. Build a toilet paper castle, grab a water gun, slice a watermelon and put it on your head and shoot people

mastergemma • 28 December 2014 at 10:52 PM

@sheepfox lolwut XD

4. Move all of the girl clothing to the male clothing part and move all the male clothing to the female clothing area!

sheepfox • 28 December 2014 at 10:53 PM

@mastergemma
lol good one XD

5. put all the marbles, bouncy balls etc on the floor and let people trip over them

ashlinnhi • 29 December 2014 at 2:43 AM

@sheepfox @mastergemma
6. Take everything (yes, everything) off all (yes, all) the racks, and dump them everywhere (yes, EVERYWHERE)! 😈

mastergemma • 29 December 2014 at 2:46 AM

When there's more on this list I'm sending it to my friend, he works in Target X'D
@sheepfox
@ashlinnhi

Rearrange all books by the author's first name!

ashlinnhi • 29 December 2014 at 3:32 AM

@mastergemma x3
Start singing really, really out of tune and as loudly as you can.

mastergemma • 29 December 2014 at 5:13 AM

9.
Buy everything in the store and then return every single item except one the next day

ashlinnhi • 29 December 2014 at 6:16 AM

10.
Pull all the price tags off and throw them all over the floor.

werewolf • 29 December 2014 at 9:34 AM

@ashlinnhi
My friend started singing really loudly once in this store and actually got banned from going in for a couple of days!


Take one of the mics and start ordering the staff around

sheepfox • 29 December 2014 at 10:39 AM

@werewolf
@ashlinnhi
@mastergemma

12. on Halloween go around saying Merry christmas and on Christmas go around saying happy Halloween XD

ashlinnhi • 29 December 2014 at 7:57 PM

@sheepfox @werewolf @mastergemma
13. Start randomly laugh really loudly and saying lies about all the staff.

sheepfox • 29 December 2014 at 10:26 PM

@ashlinnhi
@werewolf
@mastergemma

14. open all the icecream containers and smear them on the floor, let people step on it

werewolf • 29 December 2014 at 10:58 PM

@ashlinnhi
@sheepfox
@mastergemma

Try on every single clothing and put it all on the replace rack

sheepfox • 29 December 2014 at 11:11 PM

@ashlinnhi
@werewolf
@mastergemma

16. eat all da food o3o

werewolf • 29 December 2014 at 11:14 PM

@ashlinnhi
@sheepfox
@mastergemma

Open up all the chocolate boxes and either eat them or "gift" them to people

mastergemma • 29 December 2014 at 11:55 PM

@werewolf
"Try on every single clothing and put it all on the replace rack"
That's the most evil thing I can imagine

18. Bend all of the pages in every book

dream-within-a-dream • 29 December 2014 at 11:55 PM

@sheepfox Play all the games in the store until the store closes.

werewolf • 30 December 2014 at 1:11 AM

Bring in some pet mice/rats and let them roam

cougar • 30 December 2014 at 1:30 AM

Bounce on a trampoline and shout "Hey kids, they're giving out free trampolines !"

ashlinnhi • 30 December 2014 at 2:23 AM

22. ((Remember to write the number 😋))
Just keep saying what to everything you hear, whether someone is talking to you or not.
~hehe~

sakuravixen • 30 December 2014 at 4:20 AM

23. Take out the lowest can of a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge pyramid of cans and watch the fun. 😋

cougar • 30 December 2014 at 5:48 AM

24. Say to one of the staff members that you are looking for a "raglerfs" and when they take you to the manager, say that you were looking for a ruler.

sheepfox • 30 December 2014 at 10:12 AM

@ashlinnhi
@school600
@mastergemma
@werewolf
@cougar
@dream-within-a-dream

25. Wear a big (*) on your head and say WALMART IS BETTER

klemen • 30 December 2014 at 10:47 AM

26.

Any time some talks through a speaker, through yourself on the floor, cover your head and scream 'Nooo, the ghosts are talking to me!'

sparklefox • 30 December 2014 at 12:11 PM

27.

Randomly throw either red (Poke), blue (Great) or black (Ultra) bouncy balls at people and yell at them, "Oh, no! The Pokemon broke free!".

ashlinnhi • 30 December 2014 at 7:15 PM

28. Cut all the clothing to pieces and leave them there. x3

audrei9 • 10 January 2015 at 1:42 AM

25. P## on the floor and get a dog to help you do it.

ashlinnhi • 10 January 2015 at 9:55 PM

@audrei9 OMG XD
30. Block the entry so that people can't get in by putting your arms out and saying "NO! YOU CAN'T GET THE BABY CHICK, YOU WOLF!"