Destroy a wish! >:D

chaoschild • 18 July 2019 at 12:54 PM

Granted. You get a migraine.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

beta • 18 July 2019 at 12:57 PM

Granted but now you are thirsty

I wish I had enough cc to swim in it

chaoschild • 18 July 2019 at 12:59 PM

Granted. You get tons of paper cuts.

I wish I could swim in the ocean

beta • 18 July 2019 at 1:01 PM

Granted but you get eaten by Jaws.

I wish.................... I WAS IMMORTAL

chaoschild • 18 July 2019 at 1:52 PM

Granted, but you get to watch all your friends die while you're still young and healthy.

I wish everything was perfect.

beta • 18 July 2019 at 1:58 PM

@wingedfox granted but then the world falls into chaos

I wish I had friends

chaoschild • 19 July 2019 at 12:41 PM

Granted! You get me.

I wish I wasn't an introvert

beta • 19 July 2019 at 12:43 PM

What does that mean... granted but you fail at being what you are now?

I wish I wasn't an idiot

decay • 7 August 2019 at 6:28 AM

@stevepat2002
Introverts get energy from being alone and don't like being in social situations for too long. They are the opposite of Extroverts who get energy from being around people and socializing while usually don't like being alone.

Granted but you discover humanities inevitable doom.....

I wish I found an Ahjoon xD

wolfspike23 • 13 August 2019 at 6:27 PM

Granted, But it dies the next day.

I wish I stopped having weird dreams...

shadowdragon28 • 14 August 2019 at 12:58 PM

Granted, but you start having terrifying dreams.

I wish I didn't have to study...

Deleted • 14 August 2019 at 1:06 PM

Granted but you fail all your exams. I wish that I wasn’t lonely

beta • 14 August 2019 at 1:52 PM

Granted but you have no real friends

I wish I could eat cake 24/7 and not have health issues

wolfxine • 21 September 2019 at 9:54 PM

Granted but the cake tastes like rotting puke.
I wish I am a less of a procrastinator

froot • 22 September 2019 at 12:24 AM

Granted but you're a wine addict.
I wish I could get A*s in all my exams.

jlya • 7 November 2019 at 6:32 PM

Granted but all your teachers hate you and you get an F on literally everything else.
I wish I could control time.

jello • 7 November 2019 at 6:47 PM

Granted, but so can everyone else.

I wish I had a well-paying job.

mintygreenembers • 24 November 2019 at 2:10 PM

Granted, but you are soon fired.

I wish I could feel comfortable with myself.

eternalsummer14 • 1 December 2019 at 12:14 PM

Granted, But Now Nobody Is Comfortable With Your Newfound Confidence.
I Wish My Artistic Skills Would Grow More Rapidly.

darkladyinside • 2 December 2019 at 10:37 AM

Granted, but they grow faster than technology and you're constantly needing supplies that haven't been invented yet to keep up with yourself.

I wish I could meet my soulmate before this Christmas...

kayuubii • 2 December 2019 at 11:17 AM

@darkladyinside
Granted but then they get eaten by the Christmas Tree.

I wish I could Fly

skymoare • 2 December 2019 at 11:26 AM

granted, you fly into a building

I wish I can ace every test

kiiiiiler • 2 December 2019 at 1:50 PM

(wow. I have not been active on the forums.)

Granted, but you get caught doing so and got arrested.

I wish I could hold a Chipmunk.

thundore • 2 December 2019 at 1:51 PM

granted, it had rabies and bit you.

I wish I can control the weather

apple_dumpling • 1 January 2020 at 7:34 PM

Granted, but all you can do is make it rain.

I wish my guinea pigs would stop eating plastic. (It’s very concerning. They seem fine though ?)

wolfspike23 • 4 January 2020 at 4:04 PM

Granted, but they start eating your arm.

I wish my favourite character gets more screentime.

meisawesome • 4 January 2020 at 6:47 PM

Granted, but they die once they get 1 hour of screen time.

I wish warrior cats were real

apple_dumpling • 4 January 2020 at 7:21 PM

Granted, but an entire generation gets caught and fixed.

I wish my hair would be easier to take care of.

thundore • 4 January 2020 at 9:49 PM

Granted, but to make it easier you shaved bald.

I wish that it would be sunny every day.

izziedragon • 22 September 2020 at 6:24 PM

[Hope this isn't too old of a topic to reply to]
Granted, but every day you will recieve painful sunburns.