Destroy a wish! >:D

dappne6 • 29 May 2019 at 12:40 AM

Granted but it can only be white

I wish I had a jawline

littletigrpaws4 • 30 May 2019 at 12:18 AM

Granted but you lose your nose


I wish that I could visit Japan

mimikyu360 • 31 May 2019 at 3:02 PM

Granted, but as soon as you get there you die.
I wish I could fall asleep.

froot • 13 June 2019 at 9:53 AM

Granted, but the moment you fall asleep, you're woken up again by a baseball crashing through your window.

I wish I could own a cat.

anarchy • 13 June 2019 at 11:12 AM

Granted but your cat is inhabited by the soul of a dark and vengeful demonic spirit :c Also it has no personal boundaries and just, like, pees everywhere.

I wish I could control time.

littletigrpaws4 • 14 June 2019 at 5:23 AM

Wish granted but you ca only speed it up uncontrollably.


I wish for some pho soup

heartoffrost • 14 June 2019 at 8:16 AM

Granted enjoy your last ever pho soup but you'll never get to have pho soup again!

I wish i could be wealthy

froot • 15 June 2019 at 4:35 AM

Granted, but all your money and property gets stolen (one dark stormy night) and you get left with nothing. Not even clothes.


I wish I could own the world.

mimikyu360 • 15 June 2019 at 9:26 PM

Granted, but then the world explodes
I wish for a Nintendo Switch 0_o

darkwarrior • 15 June 2019 at 9:47 PM

I wish for the next person to not alter, ruin, destroy change, (any word synonymous) my wish.

froot • 15 June 2019 at 11:43 PM

@darkwarrior Um, you have to destroy mimikyu360's wish before you put in your own...
I'll just start from there.

Granted, but your Nintendo Switch is an old piece of crap that doesn't work.

I wish I could speak fluent German.

anarchy • 15 June 2019 at 11:53 PM

Granted, but every German and German-speaking person in existence mysteriously disappears so it essentially becomes an extinct language :c

I wish the weekend was one day longer.

froot • 16 June 2019 at 1:32 AM

Granted, but you have to go to school/work on weekends.


I wish i could have all the chocolate in the world.

kataclysm • 16 June 2019 at 10:35 AM

Granted, but every time you even look at it, it vanishes. The chocolate only exists when you don't acknowledge it. That's rough.

I wish I could go to the jungle.

froot • 16 June 2019 at 10:40 AM

Granted, but the jungle becomes a barren patch of land because humans are horrible and all nature is gone.

I wish I didn't have to do work.

musher_girl_1 • 17 June 2019 at 3:57 AM

@shadowfaxe Granted but you become restless to the point it drives you too insanity .


I wish I didn't live so far away from my boyfriend

decay • 22 June 2019 at 4:15 AM

@musher_girl_1
Granted but you're both live in a jungle full of angry mosquitos

I wish I had infinite CC!

iia • 26 June 2019 at 10:13 PM

@dcmaster
Granted but a new currency is created and cc is now bad to have.

I wish I could redo this day

decay • 26 June 2019 at 10:15 PM

@iia

Granted but you're stuck in today infinitely

I wish I could eat without gaining weight xD

iia • 26 June 2019 at 10:16 PM

Granted but you are always hungry

I wish for a pile of gold coins item from the bakery or a rayun cookie
@dcmaster

beta • 28 June 2019 at 8:11 AM

@iia granted, but they are poisonous

I wish to have every krusdot in existence

chaoschild • 28 June 2019 at 12:50 PM

Granted, but they all die.

I wish I had a friend.

beta • 28 June 2019 at 5:30 PM

@wingedfox
Granted but it's me

I wish I was good at Magic: The Gathering

chaoschild • 28 June 2019 at 5:31 PM

(Is that a good thing...?)

Granted, but you win so much, everyone hates you.

I wish I had a llama.

beta • 28 June 2019 at 5:35 PM

@wingedfox (no it's not a good thing)
Mtg is a card game

Granted but your llama hates you.

chaoschild • 28 June 2019 at 5:42 PM

@stevepat2002 (oh no what will I do.)

Ouch.
Lemme fix the card thing.

anarchy • 3 July 2019 at 12:38 PM

There's no wish in the last two posts so I'll just start a new one I guess?

I wish I had a talking dog who loved me unconditionally.

beta • 3 July 2019 at 7:26 PM

@anarchy
Granted but that dog is dead (ghost dog)

I wish I had my entire wishlist

wolfspike23 • 12 July 2019 at 12:35 PM

anarchy • 18 July 2019 at 12:51 PM

Granted, but they're counterfeit. Never trust a ticket scalper!

I wish I didn't have a headache rn