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Neil Armstrong Left Four Bags of Poop on the Moon in 1969
When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in the summer of 1969, he left four bags of poop on the moon. Other astronauts who have successfully landed on the moon have also lightened their load for their return trip home. These astronauts have left ā€œdefecation collection devicesā€ on the moon.

The Longest Recorded Poop Was 26 Feet
The longest poop ever recorded was 26 feet. In 1995, a woman in Ann Arbor, Michigan worked in conjunction with nutritionists to eat a super-fiber-rich diet to set a world record for the longest single excrement ever recorded. She successfully excreted a 26-foot continuous log ā€” the exact length of her colon.

Water Makes up About 75% of Stool
Water makes up about 75% percent of poop. The rest, which causes the stink, is a combination of both dead and live bacteria, mucus, and fiber.

Poop Is Typically Brown Due to Stercobilin
Ideally, you want your poop to be the color of chocolate brown. šŸ˜‹ Stercobilin is the main reason for your fecesā€™ brown color. Stercobilin is a chemical derived from hemoglobin in broken-down red blood cells. Hemoglobin mixed with bile, the fluid from your intestines to break down fat, creates stercobilin.

The Ideal Poop Should be a Continuous Log That Sinks
The healthiest poop is one continuous log that sinks to the bottom of the toilet. Do note that floating stool is usually a sign of poor nutrition. Furthermore, pooping should also be effortless.

Evolution is to Blame for Why Humans Think Poop is Gross
Humans disdain poop and consider it gross due to evolution. Biologically, humans have adapted psychologically to stay away from infectious diseases. Since human and other organismsā€™ waste contains bacteria and even parasites, this avoidance behavior to poop is one protective measure.

Bat Guano Contains Potassium Nitrate
Bat poop, also known as ā€œguanoā€ has been used by soldiers in multiple wars to make explosives. Guano consists mainly of saltpeter, also known as potassium nitrate, a key ingredient in explosives. In the War of 1812, United States soldiers used guano for gunpowder and in World War I soldiers dried guano for explosives.

Pandas Poop 50 Pounds Every Day
Pandas spend 10ā€“16 hours a day eating, mainly on bamboo. Eating that often has to be delivered somewhere. Pandas poop on average 40 times a day, amounting to around 50 pounds each day. Youā€™re most likely not pooping that often, if you are, seek medical attention. However, you can help the environment by investing in bamboo toilet paper and bamboo towels.

Architects Must Account for Bird Droppings
Birds can poop anywhere from 15 to 50 times a day, depending on size. Therefore, architects must account for bird droppings, especially pigeon poop when constructing rooftops and skyscrapers. The acid in bird droppings can eat into multiple materials such as wood, vinyl, and stone surfaces like marble, which can cause permanent damage.

Info from hellotushy.com/blogs/healthy-poop/poop-facts

About Ursoto Eggs

This egg is covered in a sweet white sticky substance that helps protect it from harm. People of Ark collect these eggs during the holiday as a tradition. Once collected they gather all of the sweet marshmallow-like substance and eat it as a snack.

About the Ursoto Creature

When the egg hatches, the newly formed nymph burrows down into the earth to mature. The Ursoto lives most of its life underground where it spreads tentacles upward for air as it matures. Every 17 years or so there is a metamorphosis that occurs and all of the Ursotos to mature. They construct a tunnel to the surface, climb onto sturdy rocks and molt its outer shell. The Ursoto is a very soft and squishy creature. They have no defence once out of their hard shell. They gather in mounds of Ursotos in fields and their warm sweet smell wafts into town. The smell is said to calm anyone who is near.