univea

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You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished and you blink back into the corporeal world, disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and your soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.

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s123 • 24 Jun 2019, 3:59 PM

Fed all!

momokie • 16 Oct 2016, 5:54 PM

might your Kitep be uft?โ™กโ™กโ™ก

pjbuzzy • 27 Jul 2016, 6:16 PM

Pretty much same, not perfect but better than I have been. It's very nice to hear from you, though ๐Ÿ˜Š

pjbuzzy • 27 Jul 2016, 2:08 PM

Thank you so much lovey!!! Will love her forever. How have you been, by the way? It's been a little while.

pjbuzzy • 27 Jul 2016, 12:56 PM

hey beeb, is ur immortal Pthali uft??? I need more for my obsessive collection

hashtagnight • 21 Apr 2016, 9:15 PM

It's easy! Since I'm the only player, I can use my own grist to build up my own tower!

flarrow • 20 Apr 2016, 10:06 PM

oi hallo .b.

hashtagnight • 19 Apr 2016, 7:42 AM

@status me too

pjbuzzy • 17 Apr 2016, 9:16 PM

oh it is magnificent indeed. and yes hello, it is nice to see you around and talk to you again! ๐Ÿ˜Š

pjbuzzy • 17 Apr 2016, 12:03 AM

YOUR PROFILE OHMYGOD you have no idea how many times I've listened to that magnificent thing

sakura-ironoyume • 23 Feb 2016, 5:06 AM

What for the Bauble, then? ๐Ÿ˜Š

emo_pattys • 17 Feb 2016, 4:17 AM

Fed all ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

cosmia • 16 Feb 2016, 6:13 PM

Me too. ^^ Have a lovely day! โค๏ธ

cosmia • 15 Feb 2016, 1:21 AM

Never mind. I have one now. ^-^

cosmia • 15 Feb 2016, 12:31 AM

Either one works for me. ^^ What can I trade you for one of them?

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