Please only feed the lists marked as "Safe to Feed". For various reasons, I may be late in responding to PM's. Sorry in advance. 11 May 2018, 5:34 AM

22 September 2009
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United Kingdom

927 Players

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20 Auctions

774,792 EC
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Welcome to the worst profile you've ever seen. I'm currently (very slowly) working on cutting it down.

(If you're here from Yarolds, then I'll say that I mainly just put my profile there so that my mortals can gain views to raise their level. No need to feed the mortals as it could just be a waste of your time.)

No. I can't even be bothered with long explanations because my awful wording makes them hard to understand.
Although, it could be worth noting that I dump extra cave monthlies into the auctions the month after they were released (e.g. June monthlies would be put in during July). This is usually done near the end of the month, but sometimes I'll do it earlier.
watch that be also confusing and hard to understand

"HOW MUCH IS [creature]?"
22 Macbots and 900,000,000 CC.

The dragon watches your every step, as though she was wary of every little action you did. After a while, she lets out a chuckle and introduces herself as 'Eternal Rest'. She begins to speak, her deep and rather monotone voice seemed fitting for her appearance.
"Welcome to our little cove. Feel free to take a seat and relax, none of us will bite. Ol' Sparky won't bite either... if you don't get on her nerves. She can be grumpy at times, we know. Anyway, take care and be safe. Feel free to feed us, feel free to not."


I'm a dumb little idiot who likes to welcome people. I know I've been slacking on that, but I'll try to pick the pace back up eventually.
I accept random friend requests. You can randomly ping me on things if you want, but there's not a huge chance I'll actually look at it and / or reply.
My brother's now pretty much abandoned account is known as @isorlaugh.
Blue is a nice colour that I like too much, as you can see from this profile. I also like italics a little too much (as if THAT wasn't obvious).
Why are you reading this? Please stop reading. Leave.

I'm also a rude little butt on various places online. It's slipping here, so I might seem a little... too sarcastic and / or 'mean'. At least I warned you.

Feel free to start a chat if you wish, but there's no guarantee I could keep it running for long. I don't always answer things right away, either.


-- "Where Else Can I Find You?" --
PokéFarm: Amure
PokéHeroes: EpicShuckle (Not very active here anymore.)
Flight Rising: BlackKyurem (Not always active but I try to check it at least once a day.)
Chicken Smoothie: andwhyshouldi
NNID: DistortedDragon (I'll keep this here just in case it ever becomes useful again.)
Felisfire: Emolga (#4002) (Not always hugely active.)
Closedverse: Giratina (Places like these are where I may or may not let out my full-on rudeness, so be warned.)


These are mainly just for a joke, don't mind me.

Here's a pretty old phrase I made up back in EC V1...
"Have an eggerific day!"

~ "Tʜᴇ Fᴏx Tʜᴀᴛ Sᴘᴀʀᴋʟᴇs"

Creatures (482)


kalessin • 2 days ago

Congrats on winning the Grandinum! ^^

drarrylife25 • 2 days ago

Thank you for welcoming me

sparklefox • 4 Aug 2018, 9:15 AM

I would say I follow the "read, reply, delete" stuff, but it's more along the lines of "get notified, read when I can be bothered, maybe reply within a week, delete after an eternity".
Please don't expect feedbacks right now, too. Sometimes I will, sometimes I won't.

jlya • 31 Jul 2018, 4:16 PM

Hello. You don't know me, but I just really appreciate your willingness to help out and introduce yourself to newbies. Have a lovely day, and sorry if this random message is weird, sometimes I come across that way. xD

werewolf • 14 Jul 2018, 11:12 AM

Not to bad so much has changed since I was last here I'm glad to see the sites still active! How have you been?!

werewolf • 14 Jul 2018, 11:04 AM

Hi! Just just trying to find out how many of my old friends are still on here after my hiatus

starangelique • 1 Jun 2018, 12:45 AM

Awesome collection of eggs!

icecloud101 • 25 May 2018, 7:56 PM


icecloud101 • 25 May 2018, 4:13 PM

sorry for copying your welcome message
i hope you can forgive me

budgie • 16 May 2018, 6:45 PM

Ey, I cant say Im always child friendly either. Sometimes I wish the website wasn't so strictly geared towards around the elementary school age

budgie • 16 May 2018, 6:24 PM

Oh shoot--sorry for the spam--but it's nice to see another discord user. I once tried making an EC discord but didnt realize they kinda hate chatboxes

budgie • 16 May 2018, 6:22 PM

And sorry for my big blocky letters, if EC actually let me use proper coding Id commission a nice banner. I might experiment with other kinds of text art

budgie • 16 May 2018, 6:19 PM

I would notice if you quit, it's nice seeing you always out there welcoming the new players. Sorry if this was out of the blue, just found the link at the bottom of your profile and now I'm too far deep to not finish reading it

skyfall4 • 25 Apr 2018, 5:09 PM

Wow o.o That's pretty amazing....

skyfall4 • 25 Apr 2018, 4:56 PM


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