Please only feed the lists marked as "Safe to Feed". For various reasons, I may be late in responding to PM's. Sorry in advance. 11 May 2018, 5:34 AM

22 September 2009
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United Kingdom

926 Players

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714,792 EC
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Welcome to the worst profile you've ever seen.

(If you're here from Yarolds, then I'll say that I mainly just put my profile there so that my mortals can gain views to raise their level. No need to feed the mortals as it could just be a waste of your time.)

No. Just NO. I can't even be bothered with long explanations because my awful wording makes them hard to understand.
So, if it's not in auctions? No. If it's in auctions? Yes, technically. Ask me if you desperately want something that's in the auctions and I'll transfer (not trade, TRANSFER) it to you. THIS MEANS IT'S FOR FREE. Don't PM me with offers for crap in auctions because I don't want any of your stuff.
watch that be also confusing and hard to understand

"HOW MUCH IS [creature]?"
22 Macbots and 900,000,000 CC.

The dragon watches your every step, as though she was wary of every little action you did. After a while, she lets out a chuckle and introduces herself as 'Eternal Rest'. She begins to speak, her deep and rather monotone voice seemed fitting for her appearance.
"Welcome to our little cove. Feel free to take a seat and relax, none of us will bite. Ol' Sparky won't bite either... if you don't get on her nerves. She can be grumpy at times, we know. Anyway, take care and be safe. Feel free to feed us, feel free to not."


I'm a dumb little idiot who likes to welcome people. I'm not hugely well-known, but that's perfectly fine by me.
I accept random friend requests. You can randomly ping me on things if you want, but there's not much chance I'll actually look at it and / or reply.
My brother's now pretty much abandoned account is known as @isorlaugh.
Blue is a nice colour that I like too much, as you can see from this profile. I also like italics a little too much (as if THAT wasn't obvious).
I've been described in real life by a couple of people as having a "quirky sense of humor".
This username was a terrible decision from younger me, yet others seem to like it. Many people seem to compliment my stupid cove. Why are you reading this? Please stop reading. Leave.

I'm also a rude little butt on various places online. It's slipping here, so I might seem a little... too sarcastic and / or 'mean'. At least I warned you.

I don't really have any dreams to "own every creature on the site". I just collect what I can and what I want. Nothing here is for trade and they never really have been. The same goes for items and names.

Feel free to start a chat if you wish, but there's no guarantee I could keep it running for long.


-- "Where Else Can I Find You?" --
PokéFarm: Amure
PokéHeroes: EpicShuckle (Not very active here anymore.)
Flight Rising: BlackKyurem (Not always active but I try to check it at least once a day.)
Chicken Smoothie: andwhyshouldi
NNID: DistortedDragon (I'll keep this here just in case it ever becomes useful again.)
Felisfire: Emolga (#4002) (Not always hugely active.)
Closedverse: Giratina (Places like these are where I may or may not let out my full-on rudeness, so be warned.)


Here's a pretty old phrase I made up back in EC V1...
"Have an eggerific day!"

~ "Tʜᴇ Fᴏx Tʜᴀᴛ Sᴘᴀʀᴋʟᴇs"

Creatures (463)


sparklefox • 5 Jun 2018, 5:59 PM

Kinda wondering where all these clicks for DreadedEnd are coming from... Oh well.

starangelique • 1 Jun 2018, 12:45 AM

Awesome collection of eggs!

icecloud101 • 25 May 2018, 7:56 PM


icecloud101 • 25 May 2018, 4:13 PM

sorry for copying your welcome message
i hope you can forgive me

budgie • 16 May 2018, 6:45 PM

Ey, I cant say Im always child friendly either. Sometimes I wish the website wasn't so strictly geared towards around the elementary school age

budgie • 16 May 2018, 6:24 PM

Oh shoot--sorry for the spam--but it's nice to see another discord user. I once tried making an EC discord but didnt realize they kinda hate chatboxes

budgie • 16 May 2018, 6:22 PM

And sorry for my big blocky letters, if EC actually let me use proper coding Id commission a nice banner. I might experiment with other kinds of text art

budgie • 16 May 2018, 6:19 PM

I would notice if you quit, it's nice seeing you always out there welcoming the new players. Sorry if this was out of the blue, just found the link at the bottom of your profile and now I'm too far deep to not finish reading it

sparklefox • 6 May 2018, 2:36 PM

I sometimes delete comments here and there. Basically, any comment such as "fed all", and similar things, will be deleted to clean the wall up a bit. Also, don't expect feedbacks right now. Even if I do feed your cove back, it may be pretty late. Sorry in advance.

skyfall4 • 25 Apr 2018, 5:09 PM

Wow o.o That's pretty amazing....

skyfall4 • 25 Apr 2018, 4:56 PM


vivastable • 13 Apr 2018, 10:51 AM

your profiles bigger than it used to be

thedarkarcher • 3 Feb 2018, 4:40 AM

i just saw your star tab so thought you collected them! your welcome hope you have a lovely day!

thedarkarcher • 2 Feb 2018, 5:09 PM

its just a small gift for you as i noticed you liked stars!

ethereality • 28 Jan 2018, 6:03 PM

haha np and yea thats pretty lucky!

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